Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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