Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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