I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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