You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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