I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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