if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Drunk is not a location!
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