just tell him i said nine months
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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