Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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