I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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