Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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