About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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