Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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