Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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