Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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