Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
