Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
