Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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