she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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