He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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