need another drink. this is the easiest way
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
