jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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