quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
