4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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