Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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