Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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