Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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