drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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