Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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