Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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