Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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