u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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