I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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