I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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