I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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