For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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