you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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