i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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