So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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