Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
