I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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