If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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