idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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