How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
