You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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