i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Damn victory sex feels great
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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