How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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