So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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