To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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