if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I had to cum in my sink.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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