I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You can't just leave with hair like that
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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