You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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