So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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