Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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