i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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