Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
