David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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